They need Frank’s help to drive them around while they do this, but both they and Frank are so conspicuous about what they do it’s amazing they’re not caught constantly: The girls all wear matching outfits and wigs (as one villain helpfully puts it, it’s so we can’t tell them apart!) while Frank drives around like a madman, smashing everything in sight.

An intense young woman named Anna (Loan Chabanol) and three other model-pretty gals go about elaborately ripping off their Eurotrash pimp (Radivoje Bukvic) and turning him against his equally sleazy cohorts. Said film has the flimsiest of plotlines not that we expect anything Shakespearean out of a TRANSPORTER movie, but this is pretty dull stuff. Skrein is about as intimidating as a waiter in an extravagant restaurant, and that hinders the character and the movie, because if we don’t think of The Transporter as a dude you don’t want to f*ck with, you’re not going to be very invested in the film. Statham seems like a man who could go off at any second, an intimidating brawler who bad guys should watch out for. THE TRANSPORTER REFUELED gives the character of Frank Martin a young retooling in the form of Ed Skrein, who most of us know as “that guy who played Dario Naharis for a few episodes on Game of Thrones.” Keeping with the movie’s commercial aesthetic, Skrein appears to have walked off the page of a glossy Calvin Klein ad he’s a handsome guy with an impressive jawline, but he’s neither imposing nor interesting as a screen presence.

Most distressingly, even Jason Statham couldn’t have saved this dreck.Īnd man, is Statham ever missed. The film is hollow, silly and pointless it’s not even good on a “mindless action romp” level. In one of its very first scenes, director Camille Delamarre lovingly gives us about four different, loving angles of a parked Audi ostensibly, we’re taking a look at the Transporter’s bitching ride, but in reality it’s a not-too-subtle plug for the car company, and a good indicator of what’s to come. REVIEW: Watching THE TRANSPORTER REFUELED is like watching the longest car commercial in the world. PLOT: Frank Martin, transporter of mysterious goods, finds himself entangled with a bevy of sexy ladies as they attempt to rip off their brutal pimp.

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